Ruth has been spitting some pearls of wisdom as of late. Care to share?
"The inside of my mouth tastes like the panda's cage at the zoo."
"I just updated my plan describing my urinary tract. I think Ruth should keep her personal life to herself."
"You know what I learned at Grinnell? If it didn't take you at least 6 hours to do, it's probably wrong."
"I'm good at stopping time."
"I'm having some major proboscus issues lately. My proboscus is all messed up."
"Claire, I enjoy being your mom."
Yep, basically like a same-sex marriage.
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