In a moment of pure genius, we thought: what front to conquer next, when you've conquered them all?
Answer: the Internet one.
Besides, there's no more wall space to decorate. So we have nothing to do except calculus, and clearly that's not fun.
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The Ladies Behind the Business
Claire is a first year college student with plans to become a powerhouse and dominate the economic world as we know it by age 25. She is from Chicago, and she enjoys (among many other things): volleyball, Nabokov, europop, good lighting, being classy and planning things. She also continually talks to herself, much to the amusement of Ruth.
Ruth is also a freshman, but continually denies it, much to the chagrin of the upperclassmen that she constantly impresses with her wit and charm. She hails from the mountains of Colorado, and plans to save the world from Claire. She likes rock climbing, slurpees, Kanye West, balancing things, chips and salsa, and pretending she's a graceful ballerina.
Ruth and Claire met in an awkward conversation about microwaves, and the world has never been the same since. Despite small setbacks, such as a messy room and a "little" bit of a third roomate, Claire and Ruth have what is known to themselves and others as "a same sex relationship." They have also noticed recently that they seem to be turning into the same person. But everyone knows Ruth has the real red hair in the relationship.
Ruth is also a freshman, but continually denies it, much to the chagrin of the upperclassmen that she constantly impresses with her wit and charm. She hails from the mountains of Colorado, and plans to save the world from Claire. She likes rock climbing, slurpees, Kanye West, balancing things, chips and salsa, and pretending she's a graceful ballerina.
Ruth and Claire met in an awkward conversation about microwaves, and the world has never been the same since. Despite small setbacks, such as a messy room and a "little" bit of a third roomate, Claire and Ruth have what is known to themselves and others as "a same sex relationship." They have also noticed recently that they seem to be turning into the same person. But everyone knows Ruth has the real red hair in the relationship.
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